KNEE FLU EPIDEMIC SWEEPS THROUGH BSA

A virulent strain of the dreaded knee flu is sweeping through the broome soccer association at a rate of knots not seen in the association's history. Not since the terrifying affliction that was the flesh eating calf disorder that affected el presidente has the very heart of the association been so rocked. Not one not two not three but almost four, if you count the game day registsar, players are currently suffering from the violent strain. Association secretary and mother superior, Monique Kelly, appears to be the worst hit with Championship winning NDFC hard man Alan Armstrong also suffering. Ryan the game day registsar appears to be jumping on the bandwagon although which knee is suffering remains a mystery possibly the biggest name in broome soccer Jimmy A etc appears to be feeling the onset of the syndrome - or is it old age? Only time well tell but be warned look after your knees if you think you have the knee flu stay indoors and try not to make contact with any unaffected knees. Stay tuned for more information.